The Sarah Palin Experience

As the head of Alaska’s National Guard and as the mother of a soldier herself, Governor Palin understands what it takes to lead our nation and she understands the importance of supporting our troops.
McCain Campaign

As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
Palin before her nomination as Republican Veep candidate

[Palin] has Foreign Policy Experience Because Alaska is Close to Russia
Cindy McCain

Our national leaders are sending them out on a task from God.
Palin on her son's posting to Iraq

If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.
Palin on the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance (thankfully a number of media folk pointed out that the founding fathers had never heard of either the pledge of allegiance, let alone the addition of the phrase "under God" to it.)

I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.
Palin, to objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without city council approval

Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first. So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. It's got to flow into our domestic markets first.
Palin showing that experience of being Governor of energy-rich Alaska

The fact is that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have gotten too big and too expensive to the taxpayers.
Uh Sarah, those are PRIVATE companies, not government agencies.

I have not, and I think if you go back in history and if you ask that question of many vice presidents, they may have the same answer that I just gave you.
Nice try Sarah, but seems that EVERY vice president in the last 32 years had met a foreign head of state prior to taking office. But none of them were beauty contestants, so hey, you've got THAT on them.

And our congressional delegation, God bless 'em. They do a great job for us. Representative Don Young, especially God bless him, with transportation -- Alaska did so well under the very basic provisions of the transportation act that he wrote just a couple of years ago. We had a nice bump there. We're very, very fortunate to receive the largesse that Don Young was able to put together for Alaska.
It seems Sarah had a great appreciation for federal earmarks.